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[royalsubject]

Who: Everyone
When: Day 4; all day
Where: Everywhere
What: A simple mingle

[Today there is no labyrinth, and many of you may be taking this chance to explore the town some more, enjoying the new lake, or simply settling in for a nap on one of the new grassy patches of tier 2 (though you may find that there's some competition for the especially green and comfy patch). It's certainly is nice to have a day off, isn't it?]

[...]

[Then again, you do have that part-time job and your boss likely sees your "day off" very differently than you do.]

[What are you doing today, denizens of Kingdom Daze?]

Comments

[ninetyninelives]

I'm convinced of the sickness, but you won't you show off the efficiacy of your business's healing?

[soulbridge]

[Hmph.]

If that's what you want to see, try telling those fools at the clinic. My talents are wasted out here.

[ninetyninelives]

Your talents are disease? One second.

[catching up to the sick local and apologizing very earnestly, oh no it must have been a bad reaction oh no we're very sorry, here this well help, no charge we're very sorry-- convincing them to take a sip of a red potion from the Labyrinth... all better!]

[soulbridge]

[Just gonna let that play out, wait until Mao is all done being a little goody two-shoes before trailing after to respond.]

Not disease especially, no. But I am a doctor. Hurting people might have... certain advantages, but it's medicine that pays the bills.

[ninetyninelives]

So you're keeping yourself in business? You might be able to sell that nasty mix to the weapon and potions shop.

[soulbridge]

Nice thought.

[No, really, he's actually impressed.]

Unfortunately, they're only efficacious for a limited time. In other words, they won't work tomorrow. My dear employers at the clinic truly thought of every possible way to keep this boring.

[ninetyninelives]

Can the virus survive if it's dried out? Like brine shrimp eggs?

[soulbridge]

[Brine shrimp- what? Still, hm hmm...]

I wouldn't count on that. What you need is a way to deep freeze it.

[ninetyninelives]

That would be more trouble than it's worth, if it has to stay frozen.

[soulbridge]

Exactly. Boring.

Which brings us so nicely back to the start. Do you want some or not?

[ninetyninelives]

I don't. I don't have anyone I want to get sick right now, and I don't want to be sick myself.

[soulbridge]

Then you've been wasting my time. What a completely unexpected surprise.

Scram, worm.

[ninetyninelives]

Mao.

[soulbridge]

Excuse me?

[ninetyninelives]

I have a name. Use it.

[soulbridge]

Oh, dear. Are you going to threaten me again? What an intimidating little worm you are.

[ninetyninelives]

Threatening gaudy insects isn't really worth my time.

[soulbridge]

You never know when to quit, do you?

[ninetyninelives]

Did you cut your hair like that on purpose? So your eyebrows would line up when someone insults how silly it looks?

[soulbridge]

[WOW, RUDE]

Brave words from a mismatched freak.

[ninetyninelives]

No way, my mismatching is cute. I have a twin brother whose eyes are opposite mine.

[soulbridge]

You really are a freak, then. A little mismatched set. How lovely for you.

[ninetyninelives]

A left and a right makes a matched pair, doesn't it? It's very lovely.

[soulbridge]

Each of you half a person. Remind me why that's a good thing?

[ninetyninelives]

Do you like being all alone better?