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[royalsubject]

Who: Everyone
When: Day 4; all day
Where: Everywhere
What: A simple mingle

[Today there is no labyrinth, and many of you may be taking this chance to explore the town some more, enjoying the new lake, or simply settling in for a nap on one of the new grassy patches of tier 2 (though you may find that there's some competition for the especially green and comfy patch). It's certainly is nice to have a day off, isn't it?]

[...]

[Then again, you do have that part-time job and your boss likely sees your "day off" very differently than you do.]

[What are you doing today, denizens of Kingdom Daze?]

Comments

[ninetyninelives]

I don't. I don't have anyone I want to get sick right now, and I don't want to be sick myself.

[soulbridge]

Then you've been wasting my time. What a completely unexpected surprise.

Scram, worm.

[ninetyninelives]

Mao.

[soulbridge]

Excuse me?

[ninetyninelives]

I have a name. Use it.

[soulbridge]

Oh, dear. Are you going to threaten me again? What an intimidating little worm you are.

[ninetyninelives]

Threatening gaudy insects isn't really worth my time.

[soulbridge]

You never know when to quit, do you?

[ninetyninelives]

Did you cut your hair like that on purpose? So your eyebrows would line up when someone insults how silly it looks?

[soulbridge]

[WOW, RUDE]

Brave words from a mismatched freak.

[ninetyninelives]

No way, my mismatching is cute. I have a twin brother whose eyes are opposite mine.

[soulbridge]

You really are a freak, then. A little mismatched set. How lovely for you.

[ninetyninelives]

A left and a right makes a matched pair, doesn't it? It's very lovely.

[soulbridge]

Each of you half a person. Remind me why that's a good thing?

[ninetyninelives]

Do you like being all alone better?

[soulbridge]

Absolutely.

[ninetyninelives]

Hmmm.

[soulbridge]

Oh, please, spare me the psychoanalysis.

[ninetyninelives]

Psychoanalysis isn't my thing, I don't like therapy. What's your wish for when you're done here?

[soulbridge]

For something terrible to happen to you and your brother. Fun, don't you think?

[ninetyninelives]

Don't be so boring, it doesn't suit you.

[soulbridge]

Sorry to disappoint you, worm, but I'm quite serious. I can't imagine anything more satisfying.

[ninetyninelives]

It's the most shallow, lazy, petty thing I've heard in a century. Really? You've had maybe a full hour of conversation with me in four days.

[soulbridge]

Which should tell you all you need to know about just how annoying you really are.

[ninetyninelives]

My insults are at or below a 14-year-old's level. A five-year-old handles comments about their hair better than you do.