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[grinlikeacheshirecat]

Who: Four mercenaries and YOU
When: Day 5
Where: The Pier
What: An intro! A rainy intro...

[ A bit of rain doesn't stop new arrivals, apparently. Though the whole tossing confetti thing is probably not going so well given the rain but whatever, new people yay. ]

[ This particular set of arrivals are all wearing identical outfits and look ready for business. A couple of of them look to have rifles even. ]

See? Now this is a welcome. Why didn't this place pick us up first? I've even got all my clothes on and everything.

[ ... What a friendly looking bunch! ]

Comments

[ninetyninelives]

[GAWKS. he has a baby. it has leaves for ears.]

Intimidating~

[abirdofplay]

Ah! Don't worry, don't worry~! We're plenty nice!

[ninetyninelives]

You look like professionals.

[abirdofplay]

Eh, we've got a specific set of skills.

[ninetyninelives]

I know what kind of skills those are. I've seen movies!

[abirdofplay]

Oh yeah? Let's hear it then! I wanna know your guess.

[ninetyninelives]

Government military or cops, mercenaries, or themed strippers.

[draggedincat]

[why does your baby have leaves for ears]

[ninetyninelives]

[makes the baby wave at him]

[draggedincat]

[..... waves...... back??????]

[ninetyninelives]

Yaaaay.

[draggedincat]

[.........]


[?????]


[bobs a polite bow, though]

[ninetyninelives]

[can't really bow holding a baby, but]

Welcome to Port Perplex.

[grinlikeacheshirecat]

Oooh, scary, oooh.

[ninetyninelives]

Why do you have extra straps around your crotch?

[grinlikeacheshirecat]

To point out the goods.

[ninetyninelives]

Are you strippers?

[grinlikeacheshirecat]

Depends. How much money you got?

[ninetyninelives]

I'm a minor.

[awaywithbirds]

Don't worry, they're mostly harmless.

[..."mostly" is very loosely defined here]

[ninetyninelives]

Mostly?

[awaywithbirds]

[shrugs]

If you count out recklessness and general dumb, yes.

[ninetyninelives]

That will be good for the labyrinthes.

[awaywithbirds]

I suppose that's why we're here.

[ninetyninelives]

You just missed today's, but another entrance should appear soon.